Wednesday, February 7, 2018 12:21 PM

I can tell you are American. You didn't have to say anything. Your spectacles: multifocal. Your baseball hat. Your disorientation coming into Dizengoff. And your beard -- " the guard runs two fingers along its contours"-- it is goat. Only Americans wear goat beard just like this. So tell me: did you come here to get away from Trump too?